justanotheridijiton:

2FANGS2FURIOUS
starving

WOLFMAN999
Waiting’s the best part. You never know what’s on the menu next.

xxxBABADUDExxx
You’re crazy. The Carver’s the best part.

2FANGS2FURIOUS
i want to grow up to be the carver

WOLFMAN999
Human?

xxxBABADUDExxx
No way

LONEWOLF638
He has to be. How else does he keep his hands off the merchandise?

2FANGS2FURIOUS
because he’s a professional

MIKEYSPYDER
He’s a vamp, I met him once

YUMMERS316
No you didn’t

MIKEYSPYDER
Birmingham, 2009. Me and Carver bled an entire fraternity dry. It was epic.

Hahah this is awesome