Friends coming back from the dead was unfortunately common enough in Sam’s life that when he walked into the Bunker and spotted Meg, all he had to say was “Welcome back. How’d you get in here?”
“Clarence lowered the wards for me. Didya miss me?” Meg hopped off the table she was sitting on and smiled at him. “Gotta say, I love the new place. Suits you boys perfectly.”
“Thanks. Where’s Cas?”
“Dean dragged him off for an argument about him bringing me here. I’m waiting for the verdict on whether I can stay or not. So did you do what I asked? Did you take care of my unicorn?”
Sam sighed. “I tried, but he’s… he’s stubborn, and reckless, and I get it and all but it makes him difficult to take care of. I actually put him in the worst danger of his life when he had to rescue me from a mini-Cage and did so by letting Lucifer possess him.”
“Ew. That must’ve sucked. How long did it take you to catch on?”
Sam sighed. “Too long. Lucifer was good.”
“But you caught on in time not to kiss him, didn’t you? I know I probably don’t have to tell you this, but he’s a bad kisser.”
Sam gagged. “Don’t remind me. Please. Why would I kiss Cas, though?”
Meg reached out and smacked the back of Sam’s head. “Because you love him, you dope. He loves you too, you know.”
“What? Why… not me, he’s…”
“Sam, did you miss the part where I’m a demon and he loves me enough to stand up to Dean to bring me here? Name one thing you’ve done that makes you worse than actual hellspawn.” Meg crossed her arms. “I’ll wait.”
“If he loves you, and you obviously love him, then what does it matter what he feels about me?”
“He likes you better, Sam. You’re a better fit in his life. You’re not gonna cause problems with Dean. I’ve been dead for years, he’s moved on. I’m okay with all of that. What I’m not okay with is you being an oblivious dumbass. Go kiss the boy.”
“And I’m going to eat it like popcorn while I watch you two play out the dorkiest romance of all time.”
YES PERFECT A+ GIFFAGE
~high-fives Meg and hands her a box of pizza~ Meg is a treat, and now I kinda wish she got to meet Jack.
Enjoy Karate, BJJ, and almost anything else martial arts...and anything to do with the ocean...BS in marine science..currently HS Bio teacher
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