theriverscribe:

youarentreadingthis:

smashalecki:

theriverscribe:

talkingtomyselfagain:

thequeervet:

theriverscribe:

multishipperlove:

theriverscribe:

Reaching 1k on the new chapter: 
YES!! FIRST HURDLE CLEARED!!

Reaching 3k on the new chapter: 
LOOK GUYS, I’M DOING IT!  I’M WRITING!!

Reaching 5k on the new chapter: 
This is coming along swimmingly.  But I am concerned because by my calculations I should be over halfway to my goal in this scene…and I’m…not?

Reaching 8k on the new chapter: 
DEAR GOD, EVERYONE STOP TALKING OR WE’LL NEVER GET THERE!!

Reaching 11k on the new chapter: 
*weeping*
WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!
*continues writing through the tears*

I’m not saying we enjoy your suffering… we just really like the outcome of it

*hands you a tissue* I’m sure it’ll be fine, sweetheart

*nudges you back to keyboard*

Oh. So, we’re not tying her to her desk?

*hides rope behind back* I’ll just… I’ll put this way. ❤

I SEE YOU

RUUUUDE!!!

Of course we wouldn’t do that. 

*stands menacingly behind you so you don’t leave*

*literally has no idea what to do so hands you some cats*

DONT YOU DARE GIVE ME MORE CATS!! I HAVE TEN!!!

*sits back, entertained, as the cats wander around and take turns sitting on the various parts of @theriverscribe ’s computer and just generally making a nuisance of themselves*