Which is better?: A dish of still-warm, freshly roasted pecans with a light sprinkle of pink himalayan sea salt; or crisp walnuts, toasted in a brick oven and glazed in cinnamon-honey.

glumshoe:

raw walnuts from the ground, smashed open by placing them on a flat rock and then stomping on them with a war cry, all while cheered on by a murder of crows in the tree above as they drop more walnuts to the ground for you to hopefully stomp on as a favor to them