blazeeblake:

starsinursa:

Jack, who has definitely watched Star Trek by now: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few…or the one.

Castiel:

Ok, but Jack making this connection is crack gold. I’m no @super-sootica but…

Jack: Oh wait, I get it! You two are like Kirk and Spock.

Castiel: Well… I suppose we do share a profound bond that in some way resembles–

Jack: So, is it a “G” kind of scenario, or is it more like an “E”?

Castiel: Excuse me? You’re just saying letters.

Jack: Like in The fanfiction. Sam says I’m too young to read the “E” stories, but from what I understand, it has to do with copulation. Also, sometimes there are lemons?

Castiel: Wha–No, no, no! We are discussing a deep, steadfast, and abiding love for a fellow–

Sam: It’s ’T’ with crap-ton of mutual pining, and it’s killing me.