mittensmorgul:

elizabethrobertajones:

mittensmorgul:

elizabethrobertajones:

the most disturbing part of knitting with double pointed needles is that it makes a sort of portal from which an otter is emerging… I find it deeply unsettling.

I’ve only ever had socks and mittens appear from the portal. I feel cosmically cheated out of an otter right about now. I need an otter portal. Maybe my needles are defective. 😛

You do have to say the correct incantations… This one was

https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/river-otter-3

AAAH THE SACRED TEXTS! CALL FORTH THE OTTERS!

I want an OTTER!!!!!

@ladylilithprime, as you are the only person I know who knits, I beseech you to make an otter!!!!!