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Title: Stray Cat Strut
Author: WinJennster
Artist: Pandorana
Rating: Mature
Pairings: Destiel, Sam/Rowena
Wordcount: 21000
Warnings/Tags: Kitty!Dean, Brief Sexual Content, Witches, Spells, Bunker!Fic, Human!Cas, First Time, Love Confessions, Indeterminate Time Frame in Canon
Posting: 11/28/2018

Summary:

Armond DuBois is definitely not the world’s greatest witch. He can, however, see souls and read auras

. Armond believes he’d be incredibly powerful if he could just find a familiar – but there’s not an animal that’s been attracted to his power in his over two hundred years on Earth. He finds an incredibly gorgeous soul and decides to transform a human into the perfect familiar, which is how Dean Winchester finds himself a four legged feline.

Sam and Cas are immediately in love with the adorable kitty they find outside the bunker door, and occupy their time planning how to convince Dean – who they believe is off sulking after a botched hunt – to let them keep their cat. Along the way, Dean learns to use a litter box and hears some confessions he maybe wasn’t supposed to hear, all while realizing just how much he loves Castiel.

Now all Dean has to do is convince Cas and Sam their new pet cat is actually him before they do something crazy – like neuter him!

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“Hey, so I ran out to the store and got this pet carrier. I don’t know how he’ll be on a car ride. Better safe than sorry, right?” Sam set a dark blue carrier on the table and opened the metal grate.

Oh hell no! Dean yowled at the carrier and backed away, his spine arched. I am not going into the kitty prison! Dean jumped out of the box and hopped off the table. Ignoring Cas and Sam’s surprised shouts, he dashed down the stairs of the library and into the war room, pulling a hard right at the kitchen. He could hear Sam’s clodhoppers hitting the floor behind him as his brother gave chase, but Dean was tiny now, and four legged, so getting away from Sam was easy.

Dean ran into his own room and looked around frantically for a place to hide. He knew what would happen if they took him to the vet – he’d get his balls chopped off! He’d need those things when he eventually regained his humanity and he’d be damned if Sam or Cas thought they were going to violate him that way. The dresser! Just a few inches off the ground, Sam would never look there. Dean squirmed his way underneath just as Sam entered the room.

“Here, kitty kitty,” he cajoled.

No, dummy dummy, Dean thought.

Sam’s feet moved around the room, joined a moment later by a pair of worn blue Nikes. “Did he come in here?” Cas asked.

“I thought so. I’m not sure now,” Sam said.

“Did you look under the dresser?” Cas knelt and his face appeared. “Hello, Zeppelin. Please come out.” Dean hissed in response. “I understand. You needn’t be afraid. It’s just a checkup. Nothing else, I promise.”

“It’s a cat, Cas. They don’t understand -” Cas lifted him off the ground as Dean came out from under the dresser, hoping his trust in Cas wasn’t misplaced. “I’ll be damned.”

“I think he likes me,” Cas smiled.