delicious-irony:

deancasbigbang:

Title: Under The Midnight Sun

Author: Northern Sparrow

Artist: Delicious Irony

Rating: Explicit

Length: 224,527 words

Pairings: Dean/Castiel (minor Sam/Ruby)

Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Hypothermia

Summary: Dean Winchester’s been camp manager of a science research station on the Alaskan tundra for thirteen years. Dean likes his job; fixing the camp trucks, troubleshooting the snow machines, keeping clueless undergrads and NSF bigwigs from walking into grizzly bears or getting lost in snowstorms — it’s all in a day’s work. So it’s really not any of Dean’s business when some weirdo antisocial ornithologist sets up a tent a few miles away, a dark-haired blue-eyed guy who’s doing a “very long-term” study on birds or wings or something, and who never, ever takes off his big lumpy backpack. But then the new guy starts dropping by camp for coffee and… well, he’s not officially part of camp; he’s not Dean’s responsibility; he’s really not Dean’s problem at all, but when a blizzard comes rolling in, Dean gets worried and goes to check. Thing is, Dean’s spent years in the sweeping vistas of the Arctic. He knows all about the midnight sun and the northern lights, the ice caves and avalanches, the rough-and-ready Haul Road truckers and the even rougher-and-readier wild animals. But even so, what he finds is much more than he bargained for. 

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I’M HAPPY CRYING IT IS UP THIS GRAND PIECE OF LABOUR OF LOVE

OMG THIS IS AN AWESOME FIC YOU MUST READ IT IMMEDIATELY AND THE ART IS FECKING AWESOME!!!!!!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!!
@scrollingkingfisher I thought of you there are BIRDS!!!!! 😀

asteraceaeblue:

minjiminjiminji:

XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. 

[After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”

For the “Earth’s climate has changed before” crowd.

hey man, you wanna hear a joke?

bunjywunjy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

bunjywunjy:

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you bet you do.

so how- wait for it, wait for it- how do you measure a snake?

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in inches! because- hang on- because SNAKES DON’T HAVE ANY FEET!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

get it??

meet the Green Vine Snake, a reptilian wiseguy found commonly throughout much of Asia that looks like it just thought of a really corny joke and it wants to share.

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eh-he-hee, no feet… that was a good one

reaching lengths of about five feet, the Green Vine Snake lives primarily in the trees, hence its name. it feeds mostly on frogs and lizards, presumably after it has joked them to death

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HEY HEY GUYS what river do snakes love best?? the HISSISSIPPI!!!

the snake is only moderately venomous, but has a disturbing habit of going right for the eyes if grabbed. so maybe don’t do that.

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I have no EYE-DEA how you could think such a thing of me! these jokes keep getting cornea and cornea!

so the next time you’re walking though mainland Asia and a green noodle slithers out of a tree, tells you the worst joke in the world and then tries to bite your eyes out, you’ll know who the culprit is. 

i want this lovely lime shoestring to sneak into my home and strangle me

but if it did that it would be killing you in cold blood

Bwahahahahahaha…it doesn’t have feet!!!!!!!

black-lory:

Imaged mauled a bit for the purpose of tumblr posting; view them all in order here!

(Almost) Every cat in the felidae family! There are of course, always debates among taxonomists about which cat is in which subfamily, and whether subspecies actually deserve to be a species in of themselves. This is a simplification. Of course kitties here aren’t to scale and color tweaked/caricatured to give them more appeal.

As with almost everything I’ve been posting lately, I’ll be selling this as a poster at Ottawa Comiccon~

spndystopiabang:

SPN Dystopia Bang 2019 sign ups now open

The 2019 edition of the SPN Dystopia Bang (our third round) is now open for for author, artist and beta reader sign ups!

  • For this bang, authors are expected to write a dystopian themed story of at least 10,000 words.
  • Artists are expected to complete at least one piece of accompanying art.

We have a new and improved schedule for this round, making it easier for authors and artists to complete their creations.

We have a clearer set of rules and FAQ for this round, to ensure you know what’s expected of you.

To sign up, please use the forms below

Authors sign up here – closes January 13th 2019

Artists sign up here closes April 1st 2019

Beta readers sign up here

Any questions, please send us an ask.

~ dreamsfromthebunker and enoliel

awake-society:

‘Manning up’ won’t make your problems and emotions magically go away. In fact it will contribute to mental health issues. This notion is harmful because invalidates what men go through. It also insinuates that they are weak for struggling with their emotions. This is wrong on all levels. MEN PLEASE DON’T SUFFER SILENTLY! You deserve to be heard. If someone insults you for feeling too much, walk away. Someone out there will listen and help.

(Art by: Sugar & Sloth)