Deep Red – I’m in love with you.
Red – I love you.
Pink – I think you’re cute.
Blue – You’re amazing.
Rose – You’re pretty.
Purple – You’re hot.
Plum – I would fuck you.
Violet – I would date you.
Aqua – I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender – You are my tumblr crush.
Orange – I want to get to know you.
Tangerine – We have a lot in common.
Amber – I wish you would notice me.
Cream – I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige – I don’t know you at all.
Yellow – I don’t like your blog.
Green – I don’t like you.
Olive – I think you are unattractive.
Brown – I hate you.
Grey – You scare me.
Black – Delete your tumblr.
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Thanks for the ask! Here’s your 3-sentence fanfic:
To think that Sam had teased Dean for watching that tentacle anime porn. Ever since he found out that Castiel’s angelic true form had tentacles for a lower body, tentacles had become Sam’s favorite thing.
Since Sam turned out to be Cas’s favorite thing, that had worked out nicely, but ironically — the only one not getting any tentacle fun times now was Dean.
I glanced at Cas as I stirred the noodles. I never played house when I was little either. Not that I could remember. I was usually ripping around in the backyard with Lucifer.
A shiver crept down my spine at even thinking his name. He’d been in prison for years. His psycho breakdown was the catalyst to Dad leaving. That day was a nightmare.
Gabriel’s got enough to deal with, moving and raising his baby brother Cas. When Cas’s “imaginary” little friend Sammy shows up on their doorstep, though, things get complicated fast.
Guess what Genius? That’s the whole point. Having a child means being scared twenty-four seven, and doing it anyway. It’s the whole damn job description. ~Florence Zimmerman in The House with A Clock In Its Walls adapted by Eric Kripke.
Unpopular opinion: I think Sam is canonically straight. And I ship him with every person he’s been romantically invested in in the show (minus Toni bevell ofc).
I think Jess was good for him (but the same can be said of any normal girl who liked him for who he is and not what he can do). I don’t claim it’s canon that she was possessed but the comment that Brady made where he ‘pushed her in Sam’s direction’ to get him attached to her makes me wonder if she at least made a demon deal or something— it’s odd for her to just be a random girl and have a demon specifically target her to romance Sam if she wasn’t in on the plan in some way.
I was sad that Madison had to die because I thought they were good for each other as well. I wish they could’ve looked further into a way to control her transformations, but that was pre-Benny and pre-monster-sympathetic Winchesters.
I really loved Eileen because not only was she good for him because she is also a hunter and can fully understand his life, but because he was good for her and made the effort to learn sign language so that she can understand him more easily. Also I just really love when my shows include badass disabled characters and yes, I was hella pissed when they killed her off.
anonymous asked: Can you write something with Sam having a vision? I love those feels. Lots of hurt/comfort please.
this is a canon divergent AU! i would explain it but i do that in the fic so like, read it to find out??? also, i combined these two requests because i’m a tired old man
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Sam’s service dog is a Kangal named Bear, and he’s fucking enormous.
It’s good that he’s big, Sam reminds Dean when Dean balks at the idea of having such a large animal in the bunker, because service animals are supposed to be a certain size in comparison to their owner. Smaller folks can have smaller service animals, but, well… Sam isn’t small. Neither is Bear.
Karate, SPN Demonic Octopus Guardian 