Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets
Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….
An amazing and revolutionary concept
When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”
I’m real over it.If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.
“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”
There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.
“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”
Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.
“You want to adopt problem children then?”
All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.
Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up
If I ever adopted a kid (and I’ve thought about it) it would be one hundred percent an older kid. No question about it.
Jared didn’t feel good on Saturday. He said it in the morning J2 panel.
Later, he mentioned not feeling great to several people in his photo ops. When they had autos, people saw him pull Jensen away and they held a private conversation that ended with Jared saying something like “No, I’ll be fine.” Right after that was Jared’s solo panel. Except it wasn’t a solo panel at all. Jensen left his autos and got Rich and Rob and they ALL went out with Jared.
And then this:
Which wasn’t even true really?
He then spent the entire beginning of the panel deflecting questions:
And providing a distraction for Jared who clearly didn’t feel great. He sang KISS acapella :
He blew bubbles at Jared:
Close up of that:
He said this after the first question got interrupted by all the joking around, which was interesting:
He cooled himself off with a fan:
And poured Jared water:
Which they both drank. Very sweet.
He played the guitar:
He flicked bubbles off of Jared:
And told him not to show off his butt:
Honestly? I think Jensen would have ridden a unicycle and juggled if it helped Jared.
And Jared clearly did need him there.
When Jensen acted like he was going to leave:
Jared reaches out to stop him.
Jensen stayed there until Daniela showed up and LITERALLY dragged him off stage to go back to autos:
I know JIB weekend is hard on both of them. It’s the anniversary of a very bad time. It just warms my heart that Jared felt sick and Jensen went into full protective mode, even making sure Rob and Rich would still be with him if and when Jensen had to go. As my friend described it, Jensen was all MAYDAY MAYDAY ALL HANDS ON DECK JARED NEEDS US the second he realized Jared was a little off.
I think this gif of the big screen behind them sums it up best. Jensen over Jared’s shoulder protectively having his back:
@thayerkerbasy and I have come up with two theories which are certainly not crack but are Very Serious™:
1. Dean travels back in time and is possessed by 1920s!Crowley (hence the dapper suit). Cue all sorts of highly inappropriate innuendo.
2. The tentacle monster. His gf came back looking like a flapper and he decided he really liked the aesthetic (hence the dapper suit). Cue all sorts of kinky innuendo.
Or it could be Mr. Fizzles. Lizbob makes good points.
You’re all overlooking the most obvious possibility (though I still very much believe in our speculations, @grey2510).
It’s going to be the ghost of Castiel’s abandoned trenchcoat. That thing had flappy powers of flight all on its own. Every step Cas took, his coat swished behind him. It’s full of so much anger, it’s going to take its rage out on the first available target. It needs a vessel and Dean is familiar, so it’ll help Dean to defeat Lucifer if it means it gets to be as overly dramatic as it used to be when Cas was wearing it.
The omega is exhausted, naturally, practically sleep walking but still holding onto their pups fiercely
The alpha is tired too, and stressed, because their omega’s pained pheromones are still lingering in the omega’s system, but they’re almost completely overwhelmed by proud, contented ones
They help each other stumble up the stairs to the omega’s nest, and as the omega settles into a chair to feed the pups as they begin the stir, the alpha sets about scenting the nest once more before they all climb in, because the last time they did it was a day before the omega went into labour and the scent is old and faint
The alpha gets distracted a lot, and spends whole minutes sat back on their haunches watching their omega breast feed their pups, stroking their tiny cheeks and crooning quietly when their tiny faces scrunch up in discomfort
The omega needs help getting to the nest because their legs are about ready to give out, and as they lie back in the mess of pillows and blankets, one of the pups screws up their face and lets out a loud, keening cry
The alpha immediately swoops in and picks them up, cradling them and rocking them gently. The pup just stares at them in abject shock, and then slowly raises a tiny hand, opening and closing their little fingers and waving their fist slowly
The alpha settles themselves next to the omega, crooning and purring and whispering loving things in their ear, kissing their hair and all over the face, pausing only to kiss one of the pups when they squeak and mumble
The omega is already almost dozing off, smiling and content in the alpha’s embrace, one pup splayed out across their chest, the other sleeping soundly in the alpha’s arms
Instincts keep the alpha awake for an hour or so after their omega and pups have fallen asleep, but it’s not an unpleasant hour. They’re just happy to gaze at their new family and think about the years upon happy years they have ahead of them
The alpha eventually drifts into sleep as well, their body curled protectively over their omega and pups, one arm cradling a pup and the other cupping their omega’s head against their shoulder, falling asleep with a smile on their face
Author: 50shadesofsubtext Artist: Impalartsociopath Rating: Gen Pairing(s): Warning(s): Word Count: Summary: Dean is a paramedic that works at the firehouse near the hospital. When the new nurse, Cas, is hired at the hospital, the paramedics, nurses, doctors, and other hospital staff try to win him over, but when he is uninterested in everyone, they come together to hook him up with Dean. Author Notes:
A huge thank you to my artist @impalartsociopath for his AMAZING art!!! It is beautiful!!!
Also huge thank you to my alpha and beta readers, @saltnhalo, @lotrspnfangirl, and @so-many-lines!!! You all were amazing and any remaining issues are mine alone
The title comes from the Hayley Kiyoko song of the same name.
This was my first ever bang, and it was so much fun, thank you everyone!!!
Title: What I need
Karate, SPN Demonic Octopus Guardian 