From this tweet
I can’t help myself the story’s to cute.
I’m gonna go back to work now. llOrz

Catstiel. It’s the bee’s knees.

daddyroboarm:

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

Don’t call me out like this

“Jared Padalecki”

*vibrates at glass shattering frequency*

You can see the universe in his eyes

padalecki:

[17/?] gifs of jared padalecki (◡‿◡✿)

samwinchesterappreciation:

SPN Hiatus Creations | week 4
↳ Sam Winchester ♕

Sam Winchester: hero

annearachne:

crazy-pages:

hornygold:

spoiledchestnut:

Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.

Human: What?

Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?

Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.

Alien: But that thing contains bromelain, it’ll destroy your body’s proteins!

Human: Not if I digest the bromelain first.

Alien: Humans are insane!

“Not if I digest it first” is an official human motto, in close competition with “not if I pet it first”.

Trying to imagine what an alien’s reaction to “I’m here for a good time, not a long time” would be