takadasaiko:

brainwad:

giada-luna:

dovewithscales:

hyratel:

dovewithscales:

messy-scandinoodle:

dovewithscales:

virtuous-thing:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

heartgemsona:

erotic-yoddeling:

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.

Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.

Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?

Everyone: Australia.

Reblogging for that last exchange.

Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk.

@everythingremainsconnected

jhoomwrites:

pherryt:

cassiesinsanity:

phdelicious:

machawicket:

machawicket:

In which I clearly had too much time on my hands at work today. Who wins your fic trope bracket?

Now you can fill your bracket out online, thanks to my friend, Snarkarina! https://brackify.com/bracket/11230/fannish-finals

Actual, playable brackets FTW!

Best. Thing. Ever.  /

I finally sat down and did this (i put this in the queue days ago)

A lot of good stuff got left by the wayside, but my final four came down to this with the final outcome as no surprise to anyone, least of all me:

but holy CRAP – some of those were hard to choose between.

@unforth-ninawaters @jhoomwrites @jupiterjames @ltleflrt @formidablepassion

Okay so my final four ended up as:

historical AU vs Fake dating
threesomes vs A/B/O

My ultimate winner…? historical au XD can’t say i’m surprised

OMG…this was soooo hard…FInal 4….

Magical–non HP vs hurt/comfort

threesomes vs A/B/O

Winner…A/B/O…not suprised…

But seriously, how is a person expected to realistically choose between werewolves and A/B/O???

Or A/B/O and Wingfic???

tante-toska:

glitterraccooncat:

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR REBLOGGING THIS WTF

All the peeps are welcome here!!!!