Of Pagan Gods and Cadbury Cremes – UmbraeCalamitas – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

talkingtomyselfagain:

For @thequeervet, who is beyond awesome and whose brain is made of angel grace. ❤ Thanks for being amazing!

Of Pagan Gods and Cadbury Cremes

Sam is sent back in time to prevent the Apocalypse from happening and he has plans within plans within plans.

Being kidnapped and sacrificed to the Pagan God Loki?

Not part of the plan.

@ladylilithprime @scrollingkingfisher @theriverscribe @karategirl80 @whinywingedwinchester @nathyfaith @dreamhunter-trash @gabrieloki @carryonmycobaltangel @hyrulehearts1123 

*squeeeeee time travel awesomeness*

Of Pagan Gods and Cadbury Cremes – UmbraeCalamitas – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

Ace

askanaroace:

americanhero87:

Lot of things I’ve realized. 

I’m Ace

I have no interest in anyone and that worries me. I’m afraid of being alone. 

I haven’t felt something for someone since high school. 

I’m scared I’m going to be alone for the rest of my life…

I also might prefer girls…I don’t know. I don’t have enough experience I guess…I’ve seen porn and I don’t really prefer either. I’m scared….

Being asexual doesn’t equate to a life alone. Plenty of asexuals have loving, committed, stable romantic relationships. Heck, asexuals can have loving, committed, stable sexual relationships if they so desire that. And friends? Oh my gosh! Aces can have so many friends.

You’re only going to end up totally alone if you let your fear control you and isolate yourself away.

Lonely? Go out and do something! Connect with an old friend! Join a new sport or club! Volunteer somewhere! There are people all around you. Just say hi. =)

x

puppycastiel:

deancaspinefest:

Title: Find Our Way
Author: youaresunlight (puppycastiel)
Artist: miggles-scribbles
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 25, 813
Pairings: Dean/Cas
Warnings: None

Castiel is playing in his first NHL season when he meets Dean, a model who has just broken into the industry. He goes home with Dean, because it’s easy, and they keep hooking up, because it makes sense. They’re two, busy people who travel all the time, and it’s not like he’s looking for anything serious – until he does and he wants it with Dean, who’s become his best friend and the love of his life. Life, however, is no fairy tale, and when Dean starts dating for real, Cas lets him go because he loves him. He comes to terms with his broken heart, resigned to however much time he’ll need to mend it, but then Dean is left at the altar at his own wedding and asks if Cas will come with him on his honeymoon.

Link to fic | Link to art

It’s posted! I hope you all enjoy! 🙂

supersayainmilk:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:

“Man, it’s a zoo in here!”

Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.

Then I realized.

I work at a zoo.

Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,

“You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”

Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.

Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled

“WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”

I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me

Another update:

I was in the reptile house and one of the new interns looked like they needed some help grabbing a snake so I just blurted out:

“Let me slither on over there and help”

They actually appreciated the pun XD

So I’m in the kangaroo yard and my boss says “they need more water, hop to it.” And I kind of look at him not sure if he said that on purpose but he looks back with such horror and just whispers “I hope you’re happy” and walks away.

I hope you’re happy

Mwahahahaha!!!!!!