
Jack learned the sad puppy eyes from Moose Dad, and now he’s unstoppable.
*sobs uncontrollably*
“here, Jack, have whatever you need!!!”
*irresistible moose puppy dog eyes*

Jack learned the sad puppy eyes from Moose Dad, and now he’s unstoppable.
*sobs uncontrollably*
“here, Jack, have whatever you need!!!”
*irresistible moose puppy dog eyes*
I just came across a post in my feed that I’d just reblogged and I almost reblogged it again which means I would have reblogged myself reblogging someone else and for some reason this stuck me as funny and I felt I needed to share it in this really long run on sentence not that any of you really needed to know any of this at all.

“The cunning of the fox is as murderous as the violence of the wolf.”
— Thomas Paine
all i need is to remember, what it was to feel alive
14.01 coda || sam hasn’t slept in well over a day, and castiel tries to change that (this is probably largely @transsammywinchester‘s fault ¯_(ツ)_/¯)
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“Sam… you need sleep.”
A hand rests on his shoulder. “Wha–?” Sam stops staring at table and blinks slowly, focusing on Cas, who’s standing next to him and looking down at him with a concerned squint. He hasn’t really moved since Cas went to check on Jack. “Oh. Is my mom making you do this?”
Castiel tilts his head to the side a little and smiles. “Well, I did pass her in the hall and she did ask me to convince you, yes. But I would have tried anyway.”
“Oh.” Sam holds up the now room temperature bottle of beer against his eye to avoid looking at Cas directly. “How about we try to take care of you first?”
“Sam. Going by your mother’s concern and the absolute exhaustion radiating off of you, you haven’t slept in well over a day.”
“And going off of the blood that is not only dried on your shirt but also your face, you look like shit and need to be cleaned up.” Castiel stares at him defiantly. “Look, you let me do that and then I’ll… try to sleep?“
Date a demisexual person who knows there’s no rush in finding out who they truly are
I mean.
I just want to put this out there:
By accepting Sam’s declaration that there would be no new King of Hell and by not challenging it, the demons acknowledged his authority. Sam may not be the king of Hell in name, but the hand-selected followers of the most recent contender to the throne literally would not dare to face him and fight for it.
Sam is, unofficially, the Actual Ruler of Hell.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
100% accurate.