the most disturbing part of knitting with double pointed needles is that it makes a sort of portal from which an otter is emerging… I find it deeply unsettling.
I’ve only ever had socks and mittens appear from the portal. I feel cosmically cheated out of an otter right about now. I need an otter portal. Maybe my needles are defective. 😛
You do have to say the correct incantations… This one was
Karate, SPN Demonic Octopus Guardian 