deancasbigbang:

Title: The Magic Of Things Big and Small
Author:
delicious-irony
Artist:
almaasi
Rating
: Mature
Pairings: Dean/Cas, very background Sam/Jessica
Wordcount: 26000
Warnings/Tags: highpriest!Dean, magic, love at first sight (kind of), AU, mayor!Sam
Posting: 10/17/2018

Summary:

According to the tourist guide for St. Mary’s Harbour, the quaint little town nestled between the mountains boasts a magical lake with an island where the local goddess resides. Dean is the High Priest of the island’s temple (or priest, as Dean likes to point out, since you can’t really be a High Priest if you’re the only priest) and is rather unhappy with the recent influx of tourists.

When Sam introduces Dean to Castiel Novak, the town’s new director of the tourist board, Dean is immediately smitten, despite his initial reservations. But when Castiel congratulates Dean on the fantastic CGI effects in the town’s infomercial and highlights reel, Dean doesn’t quite know what to tell him.


“You mean you didn’t meet him?” He turned to Sam. “Cas didn’t meet Zachariah the Pariah?”

Sam pulled a face at the name, but didn’t protest. He shrugged and motioned them all to sit down. Dean bumped Sam out of the way to sit directly opposite Castiel. Sam glowered at Dean, but Castiel gave him a smile that made the skin around his eyes crinkle, so suck it Sammy.

“You know that we had him escorted off the premises last week and we didn’t allow him back into the building. And shortly after Judy arrested him anyway when he was caught hightailing it out of town”, Sam finally continued.

“I didn’t think you could hightail it out of town, I would have thought the overload of tourist buses would keep anyone from going any faster than 3 mph, and that’s on a good day when the traffic jam’s at least moving”, Dean marvelled.

“Yeah, well, turns out you really can’t; he got stuck between two buses just outside Pewter Street”, Sam grinned. He turned to Castiel to explain. “That’s just off the exit to the highway. But that’s not even the best part. Do you know how he got stuck between two buses? Both drivers had to stop because both buses just happened to run out of fuel at that exact moment.”

Castiel stared at Sam, wide-eyed.

“That… how did that happen? That’s the statistical equivalent of, I don’t know, being hit on the head by a flower pot while dancing a jig.”

Dean snickered.

“Yeah, well, welcome to St. Mary’s Harbour.”

Castiel looked doubtful.

“I’m not sure what that has to do with anything.”

“Dude,” Dean spluttered, “that’s got everything to do with it!”

“Are you referring to the magic lake mystery thing that’s all over your advertising for the town?” Castiel asked.

Dean could only stare at him. Then he rounded on Sam.

“You didn’t tell him.”

Sam buried himself in the menu. Dean stood up, asked Castiel for a moment and dragged Sam around the next corner.

“That’s why you’re here”, Sam said, sounding guilty.

“Honestly, Sam, sometimes I just don’t believe you. And you decided to do that, what, two hours before the board meeting? Does he even, you know, believe in that stuff? Because that would be good to know.”

Sam gave an apologetic shrug.

“It’s not really something I could ask him over the phone, and when he came for the interview he was a perfect fit and by far the most qualified applicant, and I didn’t want to ruin that-”

“-by asking whether he believed in magic and stuff? Jesus, Sammy, what do you expect me to do? Flash my magic bits at him?”

“It’s not like you’re not planning on doing that anyway, aren’t you”, Sam said dryly.

“Are you admitting that I’ve got a magic dick? Because that very much sounded like it, you know.”

deancasbigbang:

Title: The Everyman’s Monomyth
Author:
iblamemisha
Artist:
lostloona
Rating
: Mature
Pairings: Dean/Cas, background Sam/Eileen
Wordcount: 22000
Warnings/Tags: Domestic Destiel, Married Destiel, Family Drama, canonical minor character death, Angst, Suspense, Homophobia, Secrets, Referenced Child Abuse, Family Fluff
Posting: 10/18/2018

Summary:

“Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” And so it is in the case of Dean and Castiel, who’ve settled into a comfortable, happy marriage, budding careers in academia, and a plan for their life and success in all things: Work, love, raising a family…

Until Castiel’s long-lost nephew shows up on their doorstep one night after the death of his mother, and Cas is forced to deal with a family he thought he’d left behind and a heavy load of memories he’d buried years before.


“Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?” Dean didn’t know the ASL sign for “fucking” so he made sure to emphasize the word on his lips because he wanted to make damn sure Eileen digested the full gravity of his exasperation. “That’s horrible!”

“I’m horrible. You’re horrible. It’s why we play this game,” Eileen retorted with a far-too-innocent shrug of her shoulders as she took her turn to reach for a black card.

“She’s cheating! Sam knows which cards are hers,” he whined, turning in his seat to aim an imploring gaze at his husband in the next chair, but gesturing over his shoulder at the younger Winchester and his bride.

“I’m nearly certain he does. Just as I usually have a fairly good idea which cards are yours.”

Dean’s brow creased. “But you don’t usually pick mine.”

“That’s because your answer isn’t always the best.”

“…But I’m your husband.”

“And I play fair.”

“I–”

Sam waved a hand at them and said, “All right, all right, settle down or get a room,” before indicating to Eileen to proceed with the next hand.

Just as she was laying out the card, the doorbell rang upstairs. Their argument fell aside as playful banter and Dean and Cas exchanged a confused glance. In unison, they shrugged, and Cas threw down his answering white card after just a second of indecision before standing to go answer the door.

As he climbed the stairs from the lower-level family room where they’d been playing, he gave a thought to whether he should grab something that could feasibly function as a weapon. It was after 10:00 on a Saturday night, they were all a bit drunk, and they certainly weren’t expecting anyone.

He settled instead for keeping his phone palmed, with easy access to the “emergency call” button in case he had to dial 911 in a hurry.

But as he reached the top of the stairs, rounded through the kitchen and to the living room, and looked out on the front step through the pushed-aside curtains of their big picture window, he shoved the phone back in his pocket and quickly unbolted the door. “…Jack?”

deancasbigbang:

Title: Now That I Found You
Author:
Casloveshisfreckles
Artist:
Mariah Rockwell
Rating
: Explicit
Pairings: Dean/Cas (minor Sam/Sarah, Charlie/Gilda)
Wordcount: 120000
Warnings/Tags: Artist!Cas, Police Officer Dean, slow burn, alternate universe, fluff, humor, past hurt/comfort, top!cas, bottom!dean, team switch
Posting: 10/3/2018

Summary:

After a nasty breakup, moving thousands of miles away from nothing but problems doesn’t seem crazy to Dean Winchester. Especially not when it means he gets to be closer to his little brother Sam, in his third year at Stanford.

Dean’s out and proud and finally in a city that allows the life he needs. What he wants though, he finds when he meets a hipster artist named Cas and all the colors he comes with.

Their broken roads merge during a coffee shop meet cute, and there’s no such thing as holding on too tight if neither is willing to pull apart.


“Well, good morning, Officer. Fancy meeting you here.”

Dean’s eyes widen and he turns to see Cas standing behind him, a twinkle in his eye. “Reading something good?” he asks.

Dean swallows. “Just some messages from a cute guy I met.” He tucks his phone back into his shirt pocket with a wink.

Oh my god, that was cheesy dude, he’s not gonna fall for that.

But Castiel smiles wide and damn, he’s beautiful. “Is that so? Got a hot date?”

Huh, maybe Dean’s not so bad at this.

He nods and ducks his head, taking a second to appreciate the man in front of him. Cas has a yoga bag slung around his back and he’s wearing black capri yoga pants that hug every curve of his thighs. Dean licks his lips and thinks he’d really like to bite into them.

Fucking hell.

The neck of Cas’ oversized shirt shows off collar bones that Dean wants to lick and he flushes red when Cas clears his throat.

Cas has one eyebrow raised, and he’s wearing a smirk when Dean’s eyes get back to his face. His tongue darts out to wet his lips and Dean imagines this is what a coronary feels like.

Dean’s not going to survive this man.

He takes a steadying breath in through his nose and gives Cas his sweetest smile in some kind of attempt to play off his open staring. “I’m not one to brag but my date? He’s fuckin’ gorgeous.”

Point Winchester.

A faint blush paints Cas’ cheeks and he leans into Dean’s personal space. “Bendy too.”

Dean’s mouth falls open and Cas turns with a wink so he can order his coffee, his dark hair thick and wild. Dean wonders if it’s as soft as it looks.

Nope. He’s not going to survive this at all.

deancasbigbang:

Title: Observe and Report
Author:
violethaze
Artist:
ricketyjukeboxer
Rating
: Explicit
Pairings: Dean/Cas
Wordcount: 50000
Warnings/Tags: government agent cas, mechanic dean, fake identities, hurt dean, john winchester’s A+ parenting, dean in panties
Posting: 10/4/2018

Summary:

Recently demoted from his job as a field agent, Castiel is back behind a desk. It’s humiliating to be here with the same coworkers he left behind only a few months ago, but he’s bound and determined to keep his head down, do his job, and prove to his boss that he won’t make the same mistakes twice. Everything is going as planned until he finds himself distracted by one of the people he’s charged with monitoring: Dean Winchester.


Despite the music playing loudly in the background, Cas can hear the tapping of keys. Dean looks down at his fingers when he types, and Cas notes the way his tongue pokes between his teeth as he concentrates. Cas has watched a lot of people via a lot of webcams over the years and, despite the boredom inherent in this part of the job, at least this particular charge is easy on the eyes. Even though he’s only thought it, Cas finds himself furtively looking around at the other cubicles, as if one of them could read his mind. His sexuality is his own business, not relevant to his job or up for discussion. He prides himself on keeping his professional and private lives separate, a task that sounds noble, but is made easier by the fact that he has very little private life to speak of.

His assessment of this gift to his senses changes when Dean begins to whistle along with the music, then bursts into song, both painfully off key. He tugs out one ear bud, but there’s no escaping it completely. Cas doesn’t know the song, but with a few clicks he finds the Youtube playlist and he’s able to identify it as Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.

Watching him, Cas starts to formulate a profile in his mind. There are curious gaps he’d like to fill. What’s happened with Dean’s father? Why did Dean have to step in so early as a parental figure to his brother? How does that mesh with the fact that he seems to be close with one of his younger brother’s friends? Dean is a confusing mixture of young and old….the car and music both belonging to an older generation while his friends are younger. Perhaps Cas did have reason to up his surveillance level, based on an underlying instinct to which he’s finally learned to listen. Cas continues to watch until Dean moves away from his computer. All he’s done is check emails and surf a few recipe sites. When Dean closes his laptop, Cas carefully records his observations and moves on to someone else.

deancasbigbang:

Title: The Return Policy
Author:
castielrisingabove
Artist:
dreamsfromthebunker
Rating
: Mature
Pairings: Dean/Cas (minor Sam/Eileen, Charlie/Dorothy)
Wordcount: 32000
Warnings/Tags: minor dub!con (nothing happens)
Posting: 10/4/2018

Summary:

As a witch in a small coastal town, Castiel’s life is turned upside down when a spell gone wrong leaves him bound to an attractive incubus named Dean. This would be great…except Castiel’s asexual and certainly not about to have sex with a demon he’s just met. With time running out for Dean, Castiel’s forced on a road trip towards a mysterious ritual to break the bond, because there’s no way he’s falling for a sex demon…right?

“You’re dressed,” Castiel mumbled, his voice even more deep and gravelly before, which was absolutely unfair. The last thing Dean needed in this unbonding adventure with a man impossibly not attracted to him was to find more reasons why he was hot.

“I remembered that humans typically consume a meal in the morning,” Dean replied, “And I wanted meat.”

Castiel made a face. “I do understand that innuendo, you know.”

“Dude,” Dean pretended to be scandalized as Castiel rubbed a tired hand across his face. “I meant bacon.” Dean had fallen in love the first time he’d sampled bacon. It didn’t keep his form satiated, but it tasted amazing. Was it the reason he’d gotten dressed? Not exactly. But Castiel didn’t need to know as much.

He was met with another one of Castiel’s squints, which was starting to become annoyingly endearing (yet another thing to add to the list). Dean couldn’t help it, he laughed. Castiel scowled, pushing out of bed. “It’s too early for any of this,” Castiel grumbled, eyes opening wide as he noticed his duffle bag set on the checkered table.

“Thanks,” Castiel mumbled, though he refused to look at Dean as he pulled a toothbrush from within and shuffled to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

The emptiness of the room left Dean alone with his racing thoughts. He was not supposed to find Castiel adorable. Could it be the bond? Potentially. After all, it had been several centuries since Dean had been forcibly summoned. These days, most people might not be interested in spells, but they were interested in meaningless sex with hot strangers. There were even cell phone applications devoted to it. Dean was marginally decent at operating a human phone, although they seemed to change every time he returned to Earth.

If Sam were here, he’d no doubt have a number of facts about the side-effects of bonds, but for now, Dean was left to assume that any feelings he had for Castiel remained solely in the bounds of hungry, sexual need. Nothing more. He repeated the phrase like a mantra to himself as he followed Castiel to the car.

deancasbigbang:

Title: Let Our Walls Cave In
Author:
NavajoLovesDestiel
Artist:
Dmsilvisart
Rating
: Explicit
Pairings: Dean/Cas (minor Charlie/Dorothy)
Wordcount: 20695
Warnings/Tags: Alternative Universe – Top Castiel – Bottom Dean – Demisexual Cas – Explicit Sex – Domestic – Surrogate Charlie –
Posting: 10/5/2018

Summary:

“Dean, there’s something you should know about me. I’m demisexual.”
Dean only had a vague idea what that meant.
“Uh, okay. I’m not that sure what that means…”
Cas frowned and tilted his head. “It means that I can only become sexual with someone I feel a strong emotional attachment to.”
Dean nodded. “Okay, I get that. Let me ask you something?”
Cas nodded.
“Did you have a good time with me tonight?”
Cas very quietly answered, “Yes, I did.”


They called a family meeting. When Charlie and Dot were sitting together on the couch. Dean stood up from the chair he was sitting in, clasped his hands behind his back and started to pace.

“I imagine you are all wondering why I’ve called you here today…”

Cas laughed but said, “Just get on with it, Dean.”

Dean frowned but sat down again.

“We were thinking… well, if you wanted to stay on after the babies were born.”

Charlie looked shocked.

“What are you saying, Cas?”

“We’re saying we want you to stay. Help us with the babies. Live here. With us.”

Dorothy looked at Charlie, who was looking at them hard.

“You mean it? Like, stay forever?’

Dean smiled at her. “Yeah, forever. See the kids grow up. Be their mother.”

Charlie burst into tears.

“I… I’d love to! Thank you so much!”

Cas smiled at her. “Well, they’re your babies too.”

Dorothy smiled as well. “We accept.”

Dean stood up. “Good deal! It’s all settled then.”

They all hugged.

Later, in the kitchen. Cas pulled Dean into a hug.

“I think it was the right thing to do. I’m really happy they accepted.”

Dean kissed him. “Me too. It takes a big load off my mind.”

Time passed. Charlie was getting bigger by the day, or so it seemed to all of them. She was miserable. Her back hurt. Her feet were swollen, not that she could see them. She was always peeing and she needed help to stand up. She was cheerful, though. Dot had told Cas that it meant a lot to them that they could stay.

“She was feeling very sad at the thought of leaving the babies, and I was having problems finding us a place to live.”

Cas smiled at her. “Well, that’s all taken care of now.”

threshasketch:

omgbubblesomg:

threshasketch:

The wing tentacles have a mind of their own…or Cas pretends they do. This is a commission for the awesome @omgbubblesomg – thank you, what a fun one! ❤

I did a callout for prompts and one of them reminded me of this beaut of a pic.

@sans–seraph I found this in my drafts, sorry for the wait. @threshie I’m sorry I made your artwork so handsy (I’m not).

Drunk drabbles 3.0

“I told you, I don’t have total control over them.”

Dean dug one of the thinner tentacles out from beneath his shirt, where it was teasing around a nipple. “Are you even trying to stop them?” With his hands occupied a second tentacle took the opportunity to wrap around his bicep and sucker gently to the skin. “Cas!”

Cas extricated the tentacles winding through Dean’s hair, but conveniently ignored the others. “They just want to be near you. I can’t keep them dormant all the time.”

“I’m trying to work!”

“Just ignore them?”

“You try ignoring this!” Dean shoved one of the thicker tentacles with his foot. It curled in on itself as though it had been caught stealing cookies, instead of sneaking under Dean’s chair towards the opening of his trouser legs. “I know what you’re up to,” he warned it. “And I’ve got my eyes on you.” It slunk away like a kicked puppy.

“Well there’s no need to be rude.” Cas plonked a cup of coffee at his elbow and reached down to cradle the guilty tentacle. It curled up under his shoulders with the rest of his wings (or ‘interdimensional appendages’ or whatever Dean was supposed to call them).

Dean rolled his eyes but crooked a finger at the closest tentacle, petting it in apology. It knotted around his wrist and squeezed playfully.

Cas kissed the top of his head as the rest of the tentacles unwound themselves from their various Dean hiding spots.

“Don’t stay up too late,” Cas told him. “And no more coffee after this one.”

Dean tipped his chair back to get the next kiss on his lips. “One more hour,” he promised. “And then they get to play all they want.”

Awww, the wing tentacles really DO have a mind of their own, like Medusa’s snakes. This is adorable. I especially love that Dean pets one to apologize. Cuuuute. ♥

purgatory-jar:

Can you tell I am in love with “What has eight tentacles, and isn’t allowed to eat pie?” YEs you can tell. This was a warm up that turned drawing to put in my portfolio that turned… octopuses. Oh well. 

You can find the fic from the amazing Annie D here (X) 

Squeeeeeeee!!! That story is one of my FAVORITES…