pantsoftheseater:

From the writing notes of @beingcouy and @threshie :

Jack: Dean…Sam and Castiel went into
the changing room to change into swim trunks and haven’t come out in a long time. >_>;
I’m beginning to worry about them.

Dean: =|

Jack: How long should I wait before I
go in and check on them?

Dean: How long has it been?

Jack: *worriedly* Two minutes and
thirty-eight seconds.

Dean: ….

Jack: They could be dead. =(

Dean: *trying not to laugh* Yeah, you
better go check on ‘em.

Jack: *hurries into changing room*
*Voice is heard from outside* Sam! Castiel! Are you okay?! You’re
all tangled up, what happened?! Something stole your clothes! *gasp*

Dean: >_>; …In not even five
minutes, guys? Really?

sastiel-daily:

Police Detective: SO you claim this boy is yours? *Gestures to Jack*

Sam: Yes, adopted

Police Detective: Yes, by you, your brother and ah uh…Castiel. Is that right?

Sam: Yes

Police Detective: Who is here with all of these undocumented people, some of whom are legally dead

Sam: I adopted them

Police Detective: And Castiel himself is not on any system anywhere

Sam: Double adopted. Infinity adopted. He is mine

Police Detective: Sir you can’t just adopt everyone and everything you-

Sam: *Picking up police dog*

Police Detective: Sir that is Officer Ruff. You can’t just pick him up and-

Sam: Adopted

Police Detective: No!

Sam: He’s mine now

Police Dectective: You can’t-

Sam: *Walking away with Jack while carrying Officer Ruff* Possession is 9/10s of the law! Mine now!