From the writing notes of @beingcouy and @threshie :
Jack: Dean…Sam and Castiel went into
the changing room to change into swim trunks and haven’t come out in a long time. >_>;
I’m beginning to worry about them.Dean: =|
Jack: How long should I wait before I
go in and check on them?Dean: How long has it been?
Jack: *worriedly* Two minutes and
thirty-eight seconds.Dean: ….
Jack: They could be dead. =(
Dean: *trying not to laugh* Yeah, you
better go check on ‘em.Jack: *hurries into changing room*
*Voice is heard from outside* Sam! Castiel! Are you okay?! You’re
all tangled up, what happened?! Something stole your clothes! *gasp*Dean: >_>; …In not even five
minutes, guys? Really?
Tag: funny sastiel
Police Detective: SO you claim this boy is yours? *Gestures to Jack*
Sam: Yes, adopted
Police Detective: Yes, by you, your brother and ah uh…Castiel. Is that right?
Sam: Yes
Police Detective: Who is here with all of these undocumented people, some of whom are legally dead
Sam: I adopted them
Police Detective: And Castiel himself is not on any system anywhere
Sam: Double adopted. Infinity adopted. He is mine
Police Detective: Sir you can’t just adopt everyone and everything you-
Sam: *Picking up police dog*
Police Detective: Sir that is Officer Ruff. You can’t just pick him up and-
Sam: Adopted
Police Detective: No!
Sam: He’s mine now
Police Dectective: You can’t-
Sam: *Walking away with Jack while carrying Officer Ruff* Possession is 9/10s of the law! Mine now!