Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Sam Wincester, Dean Winchester, Rowena, Lucifer Additional Tags: Post 13×12, 13×12 Coda, Season/Series 13 Spoilers, Because I want Lucifer Dead and I want Sam and Rowena to kill him, so that’s what I did Summary:
What It Says On The Tin Post 13×12, Various and Sundry Villains
OMG, so cute, check the comments for translation..of course, my favorite part is the last panel, dad!Sam takes Jack out for a treat so Dean and Cas can have alone time…aaaah my squishy heart
Friends coming back from the dead was unfortunately common enough in Sam’s life that when he walked into the Bunker and spotted Meg, all he had to say was “Welcome back. How’d you get in here?”
“Clarence lowered the wards for me. Didya miss me?” Meg hopped off the table she was sitting on and smiled at him. “Gotta say, I love the new place. Suits you boys perfectly.”
“Thanks. Where’s Cas?”
“Dean dragged him off for an argument about him bringing me here. I’m waiting for the verdict on whether I can stay or not. So did you do what I asked? Did you take care of my unicorn?”
Sam sighed. “I tried, but he’s… he’s stubborn, and reckless, and I get it and all but it makes him difficult to take care of. I actually put him in the worst danger of his life when he had to rescue me from a mini-Cage and did so by letting Lucifer possess him.”
“Ew. That must’ve sucked. How long did it take you to catch on?”
Sam sighed. “Too long. Lucifer was good.”
“But you caught on in time not to kiss him, didn’t you? I know I probably don’t have to tell you this, but he’s a bad kisser.”
Sam gagged. “Don’t remind me. Please. Why would I kiss Cas, though?”
Meg reached out and smacked the back of Sam’s head. “Because you love him, you dope. He loves you too, you know.”
“What? Why… not me, he’s…”
“Sam, did you miss the part where I’m a demon and he loves me enough to stand up to Dean to bring me here? Name one thing you’ve done that makes you worse than actual hellspawn.” Meg crossed her arms. “I’ll wait.”
“If he loves you, and you obviously love him, then what does it matter what he feels about me?”
“He likes you better, Sam. You’re a better fit in his life. You’re not gonna cause problems with Dean. I’ve been dead for years, he’s moved on. I’m okay with all of that. What I’m not okay with is you being an oblivious dumbass. Go kiss the boy.”
“And I’m going to eat it like popcorn while I watch you two play out the dorkiest romance of all time.”
YES PERFECT A+ GIFFAGE
~high-fives Meg and hands her a box of pizza~ Meg is a treat, and now I kinda wish she got to meet Jack.
Sam walked into his room, blinked a couple times, and then turned and walked right back out. He shook his head to clear it and walked back into his room. Nothing had changed.
“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” he asked Castiel.
“Yes.”
Sam pinched the bridge of his nose. “Why are you naked in my bed?”
“I asked Dean for advice on how to…”
“Stop. Just stop.” Sam squeezed his eyes shut, now trying to control his laughter. “I thought you knew better than to listen to Dean by now.”
“Who else could I ask, though? I couldn’t ask you. Crowley? Rowena? Claire?”
“Jody?” Sam sat on the bed beside Castiel. “Ask the internet?”
Castiel sat up. “Was this ineffective? Have I not made my intent clear?”
Slowly but surely, Dean was coming around on Jack. Sure, the kid was insanely powerful and could kill them all without breaking a sweat, but it kinda seemed like maybe, just maybe, he’d become the exception to the rule of power corrupting.
It was hard to believe the being sitting at the foot of the bed staring at the television with his mouth hanging open watching cartoons was going to hurt anyone. “You’re a dork, just like your father.”
Jack barely glanced away. “Which one?”
“Not Lucifer.”
“I wasn’t counting him. Did you mean Castiel or Sam?”
That set Dean back. “Since when is Sam your father?”
Now Jack did look away. “When Castiel was dead, Sam took me in, gave me guidance, helped me learn to use my powers in a controlled and responsible manner. He believed in me and helped me learn from my mistakes. Castiel told me, after he came back, that if he’d had the chance he’d have told me to go to Sam if he couldn’t be there for me. How is he not my father?”
“I guess when you put it that way…” Dean shook his head. “They’re both dorks, but I meant Cas. He loves watching cartoons, too.”
Karate, SPN Demonic Octopus Guardian 