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TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

Octopi are intense

I prefer octopedes

“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.

They’re literally in the shell age

So…they’re shelling each other? 

*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell

Why isn’t anyone even bothering to mention the countless wounded soldiers of this cephalopod war? Many come back missing tentacles and eyes! Some even return home with a bad case of…shellshock

The comments are just as awesome as the article

Cephalopod Classes

ladylilithprime:

rodiniaorzetalthepenquin:

peach-punch-satan:

turtlessuggest:

Fighter: Giant Squid

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Barbarian: Humboldt Squid

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Paladin: Nautilus

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Thief: Glass Squid

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Ranger: Coconut Octopus

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Bard: Common Cuttlefish

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Wizard: Giant Pacific Octopus

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Sorcerer: Blue Ringed Octopus

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Warlock: Vampire Squid

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Cleric: Dumbo Octopus

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Monk: East Pacific Red Octopus

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Druid: Mimic Octopus

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@ladylilithprime you know me so well

They are awesome!!!! Octopi rule !!!

(yes I know octopi isn’t the plural of octopus but I like it so deal with it)