Movie posters allowing the audience to view of both the female characters’ chest and butt whilst male characters get to face the camera and be all “manly”….
And then there is
Sam. Fucking. Winchester!
Inpsiration from @deathpoolquinn
I’m honestly baffled the SPN fandom never discussed this. It was the first thing I noticed. Unless they discussed this in LiveJournal, I never had an account.
Oh now I remember why, they kept waiting for Sam to use the curvy knife.
Well, that fits with the “Sam=female storyline” thing SPN has had going on since the start. This pic has always seemed weird to me, but I couldn’t figure it out until I saw it against all those other posters.
Angels On Ice
(http://archiveofourown.org/works/3298907)
Pairing: Sabriel & Destiel
Summary: Sam and Dean Winchester are up-and coming hockey players on the US Olympics team. Gabriel and Castiel Novak are members of the Canadian Figure Skating team. They meet up (and shack up) when they find out someone has been hazing the Winchester boys, in a way more serious way than was appropriate for the Olympics. Oh, and Gabriel is trying to win a gold medal by doing a jump he’d never landed before. He’s also completely lost his passion for skating. Good thing a certain hockey player can help him find it again.
Winds Of Fate
(http://archiveofourown.org/works/5609629)
Pairings: Sastiel &Debriel
Summary: Sam didn’t mean to fall in love with the figure skater who came to his rink every morning for practice. It just kinda, happened. Unfortunately, Castiel’s hiding some stuff too and they need to figure it out, before Castiel’s past catches up with him.
ACTUALLY, GO AND READ EVERY WORD @aria-lerendeair HAS EVER WRITTEN! GO RIGHT NOW!!!
That may have been my first Aria-fic, and I pretty much alternated between screaming and sobbing “OMG!!”
*weeps just thinking about it*
OMG, I love how just when I’m like, “oh, man, I don’t have any more fanfic to read, I guess I’ll just have to do something productive” more fanfic lands in my lap..or Tumblr feed..
I would love to see a filler episode of Supernatural that revolves around a day in the life of Sam Winchester doing research for a case and burning out as he’s working through mental health issues, so he goes for a walk as a distraction to clear his head. Throughout the episode, you see him interacting with random towns folks: helping an older lady with her groceries, having coffee with a truck driver he’s interviewing, holding jump rope for a group of kids who marvel at how tall he is, asking permission to pet someone’s dog who comes up to him and he can barely contain his smile. All these interactions link together to help Sam cope while simultaneously solving the current mystery. At the end of the day he’s exhausted but feels slightly better and his clear head helps him piece together the clues, it ends with him calling Dean, “Hey Dean, so get this-”.
Chapters: 59/59 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Ellen Harvelle, Jo Harvelle, Jessica Moore, Zachariah (Supernatural), Lucifer (Supernatural), Crowley (Supernatural), Ash (Supernatural), Charlie Bradbury, Victor Henriksen, Rufus Turner, Gabriel (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Knotting, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Rape/Non-con References, Alpha Castiel, Omega Dean, Non-Were, Slow Burn, Protective Castiel, Minor Character Death, Religious Content, Priest Castiel, Doctor Castiel, Mechanic Dean Winchester, Explicit Sexual Content, Self-Worth Issues, Plot Driven, Lawyer Sam Winchester, Alpha/Omega, Omega Verse, Victim Blaming, Angst with a Happy Ending, Bottom Dean, Complete Summary:
Dean Winchester never wanted to go home again. Going back to Lawrence meant people who knew what he was, who didn’t buy into the lie. But with a tragic accident, he’s back and dealing with the death of his father, the social stigma and objectification of being an out Omega, and the lingering aftermath of a long-ago crime.
I know that everyone has had their rants about pretty much every cast member on Supernatural. So now I feel like I need to rant about Jared Padalecki. I need to rant about this man because I feel like what I need to say on this subject needs to be talked about more often.
Everything I’m about to say are facts. I will undercut this for those of you who can’t handle the truth lol…
How about…static salt crystals are an impenetrable, uncrossable obstacle, but salt in motion is not.
OR…
Salt crystals are the obstacles, whereas salt in solution is not a problem. This might have something to do with the actual shape/structure of the crystals themselves, once they reach a certain size or number of crystaline iterations within a single crystal. So maybe…sodium chloride’s crystaline structure holds supernatural power, but sodium flouride’s doesn’t? Which would explain why demons don’t react to standard drinking water in the US (unless it’s been blessed, of course.) Also, the ocean has a mixture of salts containing calcium, magnesium and potassium, so maybe the mixture would alter the structure of the crystals enough or keep the concentrations of sodium chloride in solution low enough comparatively, that the supernatural power held by the table salt crystals would be overwhelmed?
I just figure, if you’ve gotta put lines in front of your windows and doors, grab the table salt, ‘cause the epsom salt and the baking soda are suspect.
The reason (and by “reason” I mean “real-world lore that SPN presumably borrowed from) salt repels evil spirits is because it’s pure, and purity repels evil. So salt in solution, especially a solution as complex and varied as an oceean, probably would not harm a demon.
Then again, if you go with that lore, table salt wouldn’t either because it’s got iodine in it and is thus no longer pure. Gotta stick with kosher salt all the way.
OMG, as a biology teacher, this whole post gives me shivers
Karate, SPN Demonic Octopus Guardian 